Wow. Here's something Nintendo never thought of with motion sensing. The PlayStation 3, Sony's high-definition console marvel, along with its controller, the tilt-motion Sixaxis or DualShock 3 as it's now known, will add an innovation to gaming never before seen. Nintendo brought you Rumble and now Sony brings you...Jiggle. Yes, that's right. Jiggle. As in the jiggling breasts of the female characters in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, Tecmo's version of Ninja Gaiden II made specifically for the PS3.
Made by none other than developer Team Ninja of infamous breast-bouncing Dead or Alive fame, they bring their unique jiggling juggling physics to the world of Ryu Hayabusa by way of the PS3 controller. You see, what you do is take your DualShock/Sixaxis in your hands like so, grip the controller firmly, and then shake it up and down, round and round to be amazed at how the boobies go to town. The girls have gone wild! Every male juvenile and young adult fantasy come to life on the TV screen. Videogame cheesecake by your personal bakers at Team Ninja.
Team Ninja's philosophy for the PS3 version of Ninja Gaiden II is less violence than that of the XBox 360 version. So it looks like Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is all about love not war. A little jiggle never hurt anybody. A bouncing boob beats a bouncing bomb anyday. Just be glad somebody didn't use the Wiimote to simulate another body part if you smell what I'm cookin'. Or did they already do that in Japan?
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