The salesmen from the "Wii would like to play" commercials have gathered an army! Now there's a whole squad of N-pushers out there NOW scoping out your shopping areas! The game is to be sold not told, like the saying goes. Since Halloween, there they be, Nintendo evangelicals selling 100% pure uncut Wii. Appearing like a disjointed Hollywood Squares panel are 9 big TV screens in malls across the USA promoting the Wii Experience featuring Larry Davis showing off hits like Wii Sports, Wii Music, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Super Sluggers, Wario Land: Shake It!, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Soon starting November 24th, Nintendo slides you with the other half of the Phenomenon with a DS relaxation spa that massages your troubles away in plush chairs while offering a toke on Brain Age 2, Mario Kart DS, Mystery Case Files: Millionheir, Nintendogs, New Super Mario Bros., and Crosswords DS. It's all for the comfort of the weary holiday shoppers, you understand (get 'em while they're weak and then BLAMMO! Kidding, kidding).
Wanna see where Nintendo's selling their fun-filled substances? Then keep reading...
Check out the Wii experience from October 31st to December 29th at:
• Brea Mall in Brea, California
• Gurnee Mills in Gurnee, Illinois
• Oxford Valley Mall in Langhorne, Pennsylvania
• Stoneridge Shopping Center in Pleasanton, California
• Northshore Mall in Peabody, Massachusetts
• Mall of Georgia in Buford, Georgia
• The Galleria in Houston, Texas
• Arrowhead Towne Center in Glendale, Arizona
• Tacoma Mall in Tacoma, Washington
• Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota
• Dadeland Mall in Miami, Florida
• FlatIron Crossing in Broomfield, Colorado
• Ross Park Mall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
• Washington Square in Tigard, Oregon
• Concord Mills in Concord, North Carolina
• Castleton Square in Indianapolis, Indiana
• The Streets at Southpoint in Durham, North Carolina
• Opry Mills in Nashville, Tennessee
• Independence Center in Independence, Missouri
• Kenwood Towne Centre in Cincinnati, Ohio
• Mayfair in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin
• Fashion Place in Murray, Utah
• North Star Mall in San Antonio, Texas
• Cottonwood Mall in Albuquerque, New Mexico
• Barton Creek Square in Austin, Texas
Check out the DS relaxation spa from November 24th to December 8th at:
• Bridgewater Commons in Bridgewater, New Jersey• Westfield Topanga in Canoga Park, California
• Stonebriar Centre in Frisco, Texas
• Westfield Valley Fair in San Jose, California
• Natick Collection in Natick, Massachusetts
• Lenox Square in Atlanta, Georgia
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