Are you, perchance, a fan of Cho Aniki? Do you like ogling muscular men in Speedos? Do I have a treat for you! There's a rather faaaabulous~ game that's releasing via WiiWare in Japan on May 26th. For 800 Nintendo points, Muscle March can be yours!
Muscle March pits you with several other muscled men in a bit of a conga line. Your task? Why, to catch a thief, of course! He's escaping with "protein," and for that misdeed he must never go unpunished! In your line of bench-pressers you'll pummel through a few different stages, including futuristic locales and even bits of medieval Japan. Every so often, you'll find a wall impeding your progress. Like you may or may not have expected, you can simply smash through the walls. The catch? Each time you encounter the wall you'll have to revert to the pose originally used to pass through it again.
As you can imagine this is a bit of a silly game, and the way it controls is equally silly. You'll grasp your Wii remote and Nunchuk a bit like dumbbells - who would have guessed it? Even more weekend-style silliness (and hot pix) for those who dare to keep reading!
If running down a thief doeesn't strike you as exciting, you could always engage in a 4-player pose-off with your friends. Glamorous!
A picture and some juicy text not satisfying you? Head on over to the official site, you musclehead for some muscular trailer action and even more outrageous images! You're guaranteed to find something you'd buy at a high price over there.
Thanks to 1UP.com for all that outrageousness!